No one invites me over for dinner because I’m hungry like the wolf

Posted: February 8, 2015 in music, Record reviews
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The genius of Duran Duran was to freeze The Beatles in that train station that was surgin’ with girls. Almost everything Duran Duran did in the 1980s was “A Hard Day’s Night.” They just added the clothes and the hair.

In addition to their big idea, Duran Duran’s first album debuted two months before MTV’s launch in August 1981. Their videos were ready when the new network needed material now now now now now. In the alternate universe where there was no MTV, Duran Duran is a cult act from the U.K. that tours America once a year, playing small clubs with Spandau Ballet and Flock of Haircuts and staging charity cricket matches against Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

Nick, John, Roger, Andy, and Simon lacked John, Paul, George, and Ringo’s skills and their drive to experiment, and so most of Duran Duran’s songs are filler. You only need eight of them in your life. As a public service, I here present the Essential Eight in album order:

From Duran Duran (1981):
“Girls on Film”

Social commentary on the plight of fashion models. Home-field advantage for this group.

“Is There Something I Should Know?”
No. But I cherish this song anyway.

From Rio (1982):
[The one album to own, and an excellent place to start any scholarly study of the 1980s.]

“Hold Back the Rain”
Rocks hard for five boys who were almost as pretty as me. Plus it’s danceable!

“Hungry Like the Wolf”
Duran Duran at their most swaggering. They were young and chock-full of hormones.

Jude Law is playing Thomas Wolfe in a new movie they’re calling Genius. Why don’t they call it Hungry Like the Wolfe? Am I the only Duranimal who’s thought of this?

“Rio”
This is the big crowd-pleaser, and certainly the most fun on a dance floor. The lyrics are a mess. Everyone loves to laugh at this line:

Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand

But look how good the next line is:

Just like that river twisting through a dusty land

From Seven and the Ragged Tiger (1983):
“The Reflex”

An outstanding dance number. It’s the remix you want, not the original, though both of them were hits. All the Duran Duran hits collections use the remix; that’s the only one I remember anymore.

This is another Beatles similarity, as Phil Spector remixed “The Long and Winding Road” into the version most Beatles fans know. The difference between The Beatles’ situation and Duran Duran’s is that producer Nile Rodgers’ remix of “Reflex” didn’t make Simon Le Bon so upset that he broke up the band and nobody got all mad for like forever.

“New Moon on Monday”
This is supposed to be a sad song, but the boys can’t stay sad for long!

From Notorious (1986):
Notorious”
Its closest kin is David Bowie’s “Let’s Dance.” (Another Nile Rodgers production. You may remember Nile for producing Madonna’s Material Girl and for creating Chic and their 1978 disco anthem, “Le Freak.”) A big change for Duran Duran, just as “Let’s Dance” was a big change for Bowie.

From Medazzaland (1997):
[I have no idea what this title means. It sounds like an abandoned amusement park in Rhode Island.]

“Electric Barbarella”
Their most successful attempt at musical innovation, probably because all the young dudes were approaching 40 (that is, the ones who were still in the band – by this point, 11 musicians had cycled through Duran Duran, and only two of the originals were left). The story is straight out of the parallel-processor world of Gary Numan & His Tubeway Army:

I plug you in
Dim the lights
Electric Barbarella
Your perfect skin
Plastic kiss
Electric Barbarella

Whatever your feelings about dating outside your species, this is an improvement on the 50-below-zero Numan, who wrote about sex only from a distance of several light years.

That’s quite enough for one day about Duran Duran. But I must warn you that an artist or artists who go by the name Duran Duran Duran released a song called “I Hate the ’80s” in 2007. I loved the ’80s. Fail!

Random Pick of the Day
M People, Elegant Slumming (1994)
Not as commercially successful as their rivals, Deee-Lite (“Groove Is in the Heart”), but far more sophisticated. If you like dance pop with a soul flair, a woman with a deep dark voice, and Schroeder’s toy piano, you might be ready for some elegant slumming. This record deserved a better fate than selling for 75 cents on Half.com.

Random Pan of the Day
Various artists, When Pigs Fly: Songs You Thought You’d Never Hear (2003)
When Pigs Fly pairs 12 pop hits with 15 unlikely artists. The disc stumbles off the starting line with Jackie Chan and Ani DiFranco crippling “Unforgettable” and doesn’t stop until Lesley Gore lets all the air out of AC/DC’s “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.”

Good thing the guy who wrote “Unforgettable” is dead.

I actually felt sorry for AC/DC.

Most of this album sucks the chrome off a trailer hitch. So why spend two seconds on When Pigs Fly when you could be listening to Shatner torturing “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds”? Because of Herman’s Hermits and their supernova reimagining of Billy Idol’s “White Wedding.” Far better than the original. And hey, all you screaming female tweens from the ’60s: Peter Noone is as good as ever!

 

Comments
  1. thecorncobb says:

    The band is named after a character in Barbarella and other 9 other fun facts about Duran Duran:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/music/music-news/8395478/Duran-Duran-Top-10-fun-facts.html

    • Run-DMSteve says:

      I thought I was a certified Duranimal, but you’ve hit me like a thunderbolt, Corncobb. I didn’t know that Nick Rhodes (keyboards) produced an album by the Dandy Warhols, one of my favorite bands and one of the most frustrating of my favorite bands. Plus I know the album. But I never connected the name in the liner notes with Duran Duran! Somebody give me a boot to the head.

      RE Fun Fact #7: The only James Bond song that gets anywhere near good is “Live and Let Die” by Wings. Forget Duran Duran and U2. It figures that it takes a genius like Sir Paul (who is starting to look scary) to get anything done with the James Bond franchise.

  2. Accused of Lurking says:

    As often happens, your post sent me hurtling toward YouTube, where I sampled many of the delights and oddities you mentioned. Thank you for reminding me of New Moon On Monday and introducing me to Electric Barbarella. Lesley Gore covering Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. You are spot on when you laud Herman’s Hermits’ version of White Wedding.

    On a more contemporary note, I have recently become addicted to the song and video FourFiveSeconds by Rihanna, featuring Kanye West and Paul McCartney. An odd combination of talents on an unlikely tune with a very compelling black and white video.

    • Run-DMSteve says:

      What an amazing group of people!! (Sir Paul is starting to look scary. Wasn’t he the cute one?) A meet-up like this, between artists from such diverse musical worlds, would’ve been front-page news in 1970 or 1980. Look at the stir that Run-DMC caused when they made that video with Aerosmnith. I just looked it up — that was 1986. “FourFiveSeconds” is an interesting song. Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the kind words. Put that Lesley Gore down right now young man!

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