Antifa, assemble! Comrade Joe Biden, chairman of the Supreme Anarchist Council, has ordered us to attack and destroy the suburbs. The suburbs are the source of his power, so this order doesn’t make sense, but what do we know? We’re anarchists! The Sex Pistols sang “Anarchy in the U.K.,” not “Squared Away in the U.K.”
I’m coming for you, white suburban housewives! I’m going to stuff your mailbox with all the AOL discs my Dad saved from the ’90s. I’m going to dump dead leaves in your aboveground pool. I’m going to replace your IKEA living-room furniture with bean bags. We’re going to have so much consensual sex (while wearing our N95 respirator masks) that you won’t have a free moment to curl and set your hair, mend your stockings, make all your kids’ clothes, get that apple pie into the oven, or pick up your husband at the train station after he arrives from his job in the city, which, by the way, no longer exists because we’ve already burned the cities.
I won’t be alone, either. In the first round of the 2020 amateur draft, Antifa Disunited selects: Tango!
Tango takes out the second baseman and breaks up the double play.
Will she chew everything you’ve got? Only if it moves…or stands still! Will she deposit toxic by-products on your lawn? Why should she limit herself to your lawn? That’s right, you’d better wear a mask!
Does she know fear? How about hell no?!
Tango eviscerates a local moose.
Tango knows when to throw down!
In an hour she’ll resume with a bang and a boom.
Tango is being trained by Antifa’s Chief Tactical Officer, Generalissimo Lucky:
Crouching tiger, yawning dragon.
Lucky is drilling Tango in how to infiltrate your white suburban housewife house!
Tango is here to do whatever she can, be it early morning/late afternoon/or at midnight/it’s never too soon!
Tango hears Comrade Biden’s call.
Rig for collision! America wants its suburbs destroyed? America gets its suburbs destroyed. It’s time for us to go do/that voodoo/that we do/so well!
Such amazing cuteness speaking of the baby. Seems like you are doing well despite the housewives and Rona. 😅stay healthy
And the smoke.
What else can happen?!
You had better act quickly; Führer Donald Trump has told his supports to vote twice
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election/trump-north-carolina-vote-twice-electoral-fraud-us-election-2020-a9702276.html
I always vote twice!
Steve, I’m in love with Tango. Don’t tell Jill!
Joe Biden
Joe! Lie down! Conserve your strength!