Nine blogs out of 10 were abandoned in their first year. What? You’re still doing a blog? Do you want to stop? Try one of these proven off-the-shelf strategies:
10: Get married.
9: Get pregnant.
8: Get divorced.
7: I forgot what this one is.
6: I remember this one, but I wish I didn’t.
5: Land your dream job and find out it’s a nightmare.
4: Wake up in a nightmare and find out it’s your dream job.
3: Go to work for Elon Musk. This might be the same as 4 or 5.
2: Get indicted 91 times for treason, election tampering, and fraud.
And the #1 way to abandon your blog:
1: Convince somebody to pay you to write this drivel!
Yes, in the first year of the pandemic –
Let me stop here and say that I hope you, my dear readers, all three of you, got through the pandemic without getting sick and that you are all vaccinated and boosted today and that you long ago got out and got on with your lives.
As I was saying, in the first year of the pandemic, I was invited to write for Copper, an online audio magazine. Unlike blogging, this pursuit paid money, and by the beginning of 2023 I had earned more than enough writing drivel for them instead of for me to buy my ideal audio system.
Copper does not have a good search function, so here, if you’re interested, are my six favorite columns:
My dogs explained by album titles
The secret history of tribute albums (part 1)
The secret history of tribute albums (part 2)
The immortal radio (originally from 2020, reprinted 2023)
I’ve returned to my blog because I abandoned it in 2020, the second I received a paycheck for music writing, and that’s not the way to have fun, son. I am back at last to say good-bye, and to let you know the following:
- There will be no more new posts from Run-DMSteve World HQ, but you probably figured that one out awhile ago. (Copper went on hiatus earlier this year. No more Copper, either.)
- I won’t delete the old posts. Well, maybe some.
- My most successful post, “37 songs for a new job,” is still receiving more than 300 visits every month, even though I posted this story in 2012 and the new job is so far behind me that I can’t remember which job it was, though I do remember goats and a rodeo.
- If you’ve read even one of my posts, I’m grateful and you’re wonderful.
Please visit my writing blog, where you will find my stupendous professional news of 2023. Also photos of corgis.
Take care, everyone. Pray for peace in Israel and Gaza. If you don’t pray, do something good for people, even if it’s just saying please and thank you, or for animals, even if it’s just giving a tired old dog a scritch. Express gratitude and spread kindness. And, as always, keep on rockin’.