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  • Top 10 ways to abandon your blog

    Nine blogs out of 10 were abandoned in their first year. What? You’re still doing a blog? Do you want to stop? Try one of these proven off-the-shelf strategies: 10: Get married. 9: Get pregnant. 8: Get divorced. 7: I forgot what this one is. 6: I remember this one,…

  • Was this the greatest day in the history of the Republican Party?

    Decades ago, the Republican Party had two enemies: high taxes and government regulations. But two enemies were not enough. Today, the Republican Party has more enemies than anyone in the history of enemies. This is an incomplete list: Socialists. Communists. Liberals. Democrats. Satan-worshiping child molesters. 1 through 5 are all…

  • It is better to watch Gunsmoke than to curse the darkness

    This is my new, not-favorite holiday: the first yahrzeit, or anniversary, of my father’s death. In the Jewish tradition, you light a 24-hour candle the evening before the day. The day is determined not by our Gregorian calendar but by the Jewish calendar, which rises and sets with the moon.…

  • Greetings from Crazy Town. Population: 330 million.

    Hello, everyone, and I hope you’re enjoying your extended stay in your own home. If you have a home. In addition to all the homeless people in what is supposed to be the most affluent patch of ground on the planet, there are all the people in Washington, Oregon, and…

  • I’m coming for you, white suburban housewives

    Antifa, assemble! Comrade Joe Biden, chairman of the Supreme Anarchist Council, has ordered us to attack and destroy the suburbs. The suburbs are the source of his power, so this order doesn’t make sense, but what do we know? We’re anarchists! The Sex Pistols sang “Anarchy in the U.K.,” not…