When I took up the challenge of reviewing every band with a number in its name, I thought it would be something mindless I could do while doing some other, more serious, thing. Well, it was often mindless (to cite one example, One Direction), but overall this project has proven to be more interesting than it had any right to be.
Why are there so few band names with numbers?
You loyal readers came up with 110 suggestions. I thought that was a lot – but how many bands have had major-label releases in the past 60 years? Surely there have been thousands, and that’s just in the English-speaking countries. Why are so few numbered?
Don’t expect an answer to that one, but I can tell you that approximately half the names on our list are variations on two, three, four, and five. That makes sense, since most bands have two, three, four, or five members. 101 Strings actually has more than 101 musicians plucking strings. I don’t know why they’re so modest when they’ve done so much to destroy our way of life.
Threat level: Not exactly off the scale
The rest of this lot falls into no discernible pattern, though you could make a small category of names that seem to threaten: World War III, World War Four, Five for Fighting, Nine Inch Nails (Trent Reznor), 10cc, 50 Foot Wave, The B-52s, MX80, 101 Strings (I always thought that one was a threat), 1000 Homo DJs (we’re here, we’re queer, we refuse to play “YMCA”), and 10,000 Maniacs. Frankly, none of these bands seem particularly threatening, unless you fear Reznor’s brand of relentless self-pity.
Get right out of town!
I decided to disqualify any act that wasn’t listed at Allmusic.com, or, failing that, in Wikipedia. Also, the act had to have at least one album from a major label – something you could find for sale at eBay or Half.com. This led to surprisingly few disqualifications of your suggestions.
- Less Than Zero: It’s an Elvis Costello song, it’s a Bret Easton Ellis novel, it’s an early Robert Downey Jr. movie, it’s the name of several albums, but it’s not a band.
- 2 Tribes: This is a song by Frankie Goes to Hollywood and some electro outfits. It’s not a band.
- Devo 2.0: Mark Mothersbaugh cooperated with Disney to make disneyfied versions of his original songs. O the humanity!
- The Five Jones Boys: George Jones played with four other boys, but they didn’t use a number. Also, they’re country. That reminds me: No country.
Much as I love jazz, I disqualified the entire genre. If I hadn’t, I would’ve been overrun by trios, quartets, and quintets.
Welcome to By the Numbers Week. Tomorrow night: One is the the loneliest number!
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Oops. I didn’t know all the rules when you asked for number bands, but Less Than Zero is a band: http://lessthanzero1.bandcamp.com/album/disappear-here-ep
….they have albums and does a Facebook page count? https://www.facebook.com/LTZmusic
As soon as they make it to Allmusic and Wikipedia, they can count! Until then they’re just another Facebook page.
I approve of your support of local bands, corncobb, and I wish everyone supported their local musicians. But this is four guys with some digital downloads and no label to back them up. Disqualified!
Not sure why the term 10cc seems to threaten. The name actually came to Jonathan King in a dream! Ok so many of Lovecraft’s stories were variations of his own dreams; but although there are numerous negative adjectives that I can think of for Mr K, ‘threatening’ isn’t the first that comes to mind.
I thought 10cc was something on the order of 10cc’s of morphine. I had no idea, until you goaded me into doing some research, that 10cc refers to Mr. King’s semen!
Jonathan King, composer and performer of “Everyone’s Gone to the Moon,” is no more threatening than I am, and judging by this band’s name probably wittier.